Limited edition

This watch is available in a limited edition of 300 pieces.

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There are moments when time moves painfully slow. The traffic refuses to move. Your laptop decides today is the day to update itself. Five minutes stretches into what feels like forever.

This watch perfectly captures the universal experience of impatience, with a pinch of humour.

Designed by illustrator and printmaker Rocky Beeson, &#@%!? is inspired by the everyday frustrations we all know a little too well.

Instead of traditional hands, the watch measures your day somewhere between slow as fuck and not so slow, a scale that feels surprisingly accurate, depending on your mood.

Known for finding humour in life's minor frustrations, Rocky's work celebrates the universal annoyances that connect us all.

As she puts it: "I see it, I hate it, I draw it."

This watch is a natural extension of that philosophy, using the dial itself as a canvas for a joke we' re all in on.

It's also a nod to some of the earliest Mr Jones Watches, where text took centre stage and telling the time became part of the artwork itself, filtered through Rocky's own practice and sense of humour.

Because sometimes the most accurate way to measure time isn't in hours and minutes. It's in patience (or lack thereof).



How to read the time:

  • The hour hand is 'SLOW AS FUCK'
  • The minute hand is 'NOT AS SLOW'. 
  • The second hand is the swirling line.


Limited edition

This watch is available exclusively from Mr Jones Watches in a limited edition of 300 pieces.

When you purchase, you will be assigned an edition number and this will be printed on your watch case back.


  • Medium / unisex size
  • Sapphire glass (hard-wearing)
  • Waterproof! Rated 5ATM
  • 12 month warranty included
  • 316L stainless steel case
  • 18mm black silicone strap
  • Quartz (battery powered) movement
Size guide
37mm medium/unisex size watch

We aim to dispatch all orders within 1-2 working days.

When your order is dispatched, your tracking details will be updated.

If you have opted for a custom engraving please allow an additional 1-2 working days.

If you are purchasing during a sale or a limited edition release - you can expect an email update with an estimated dispatch date if there any changes to the timeframe.

If you are in a hurry for your watch, please email us.


Shipping guide for watches and straps:

- FREE UPS Express shipping, 1-3 working days

A majority of orders are now dispatched from our EU site, meaning there should be no additional fees to pay upon import.

For any orders shipped from the UK, duties and taxes will be prepaid by us. Please do get in touch if you have any issues with the import process.

This means, the price you pay when you checkout is the full price and you will not have to pay any extra charges.



These delivery times are a guide based on the UPS terms of service, products may, in some unusual cases take longer to arrive. If this happens, please get in touch. 

Return your watch for an exchange

We are happy to exchange unworn watches.

Fastening the watch will cause damage to the leather. If this is the case, we charge for the watch strap (or we can put the worn strap on the exchanged watch for free).

Please email us directly if you think your watch is faulty, our team will be happy to arrange a repair or replacement for you.

Return your watch for a refund

If you change your mind, you have 30 days to return your watch for a refund.

If you purchased your watch in-store, we can offer an exchange or store credit only. This is because you’ve seen the watch in person and had the opportunity to try it on. Please let us know if you’re purchasing as a gift.

Please email us if you'd like to return your watch and our team will be able to help you out.

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Designed by Rocky Beeson

Watch the interview with Rocky

Made in London

Each colour you see in the design was mixed by hand, before being airbrushed and printed layer by layer and assembled by our dedicated workshop team here in London.